Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Nice Try, Boneheads

There's a news item in the paper this morning, about a "Twain scholar" who is "working with NewSouth Books in Alabama to publish a combined volume" of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. The catch is that they're replacing the so-called "N-word" with the word "slave" in this edition. The hope is "not to offend readers."

Except that you just did.

You're a scholar? I think this is what is called "Revisionist Scholarship." You think you're better at writing dialogue characteristic of the time frame of the novel? You think you can eliminate ugly race relations from history by replacing a single word with another, far less appropriate word? Really?! You think you can somehow make this literature better? Better than Mark Twain, one of America's most beloved, revered, and respected authors? Really?! You think you can maintain the feel of the book without the at-the-time-extremely commonplace slang that made it great to begin with? Really?!

And FYI, "Twain Scholar," I hear this word several times a day walking past my house to high school, so you'll have to eliminate racist black high schoolers if you really want to change the history of this word. Maybe you should start a campaign to teach them to call each other "F#%$in' Slave." There. That would fix it.

I love Mark Twain. I love the readability of his novels and short stories. I love that they're about every-day people, and the dialogue and slang, although debated by wannabe scholars, are a good part of what makes these books great literature.

2 comments:

Jodi said...

Amen, sister!!!

Becca said...

Vaughn came in from the car all disgusted after hearing this news on the radio. We had a little discussion about it, which your post nicely covers. The only part we didn't talk about is high schoolers needing to be revised also, since we aren't exposed to high schoolers much these days. I had to laugh when I read that part of your post, because it was so funny to think of trying to "revise" a high school student.