One Thing I Learned on the Trek

Here's something I learned on the trek.

Something I don't like about fellows is: loogies. Out in the wilderness, ok, I can see where you might need to spit out some spittle sometimes. That's forgivable. But then there are these guys that are just snorking and splocking and out comes a big old nasty loogie, accompanied by an equally despicable sound. That's just not ok. Where are you doing that at home? Does that end up on your carpet, then? since it's so ok with you just to leave that big pile of goober all over the place? Even out in the trekkin' wilderness, that's just not cool. I do not like it.